fly like paper get high like planes

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.

there is not NEARLY enough noise on this post !!! CELEBRATE ITS BIRTHDAYYYYYY