I'll Always Hold You

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

Since we're sharing our personal white whales in the notes, mine is one I read when I was like ten about a boy who travels to a post-apocalyptic future where rising sea levels have caused humanity to evolve into fish-people, has a whirlwind romance with a local girl, then resolves to travel back to his own time and prevent the apocalypse, only to discover that his fish girlfriend has destroyed the time machine while he slept. He has a mental breakdown and the story just ends. Thirty years later and I still have no idea who wrote it or what it's called – not for lack of searching!

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

getting road head on a zamboni

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.