monoblock-complex

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time