uwu owo >:^)

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend

Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy

I will stab you

Little old me ? Whats your problem

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

lets go no contact with mama

only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die