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(Kicking legs into the air) I'm sooo masc... Hehe... Ooh my gooood I'm Sooo masc!!!!

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

doomscrolling is out. we hopescroll. we hopescroll on my dashboard. and its nearly just as sucks anyway👎

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad