LET'S SING

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest, look at your choices.

That staircase one though. I’d forget i left them open and i’d trip and die.

-alessonneverlearned

I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.

Shit

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

finally something to match my soul

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

finally i can become the void

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends