Dreams big but Falls hard

yknow that one picture of the whiteboard that says “was jfk a twink?” in large letters and underneath that it says “yes”, “no,” or “twunk” with a bunch of tally marks under “twunk” and way off to the side someone has written “here’s how bernie can still win” because i honestly think about it every fucking day of my life

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

This is an important message.

Imma canadian. Can someone tell me why they switched???

Further reading @giordinosaur and @uppityfemale

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

i keep referring to anyone under 18 as the minecraft generation

i still get generation minecrafters sending me angry messages about this 

chaotic good: my son

neutral good: my boy

chaotic neutral: “my dude”

Unclassified: My good bitch

@knittingforsatan

@jellyfishdirigible @strangeharpy

@thegodthief

look at this helpful asmr goblin

yeah quick question what the fresh fuck