good news: those tiny shorts i ordered are here and they are tiny. i canโt imagine wearing these out of the house, let alone eating a meal in them. the button wonโt button. my giant fat belly would be on full display. there would be no question as to how i grew so morbidly obese as i waddled back and forth to the buffet in these shorts, busting out of them at every angle. they show off every ounce of fat iโve piled onto my body through gluttony. i cannot wait to eat myself so big they donโt fit over my calves!
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