No magic happens here bro

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

BASED JOHN THE JERMA STAN