Oh dear fuck, what fresh hell is this?

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

Official Post of Massachusetts

Reverse cowgirl so I can watch Jurassic Park.

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

Mutuals i wish i could smoke weed with

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

When will it be my turn to be a car

the fuck?