who the fuck

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

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balance

I cannot hear the word chat and think of anything but the myriad of twitch streamers I used to obsess over in my dream smp phase. the only other chat I know of is my imaginary audience for self conversations

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

Can you swap their heads ?

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

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