gross

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

happy pride month to THIS POST

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

If you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Certified Library Post

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit