Um.

they got married btw

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

60% of working in advertising in 2025 is sitting in meetings going "we can't use that trending audio on social unless we license it from brandon rogers. yes, it's one of his again it is literally always one of his"

Had a meeting this morning where I said verbatim “yeah, ‘move I’m gay’ is him too. I don’t know why this is so hard for people to pick up on he can really only do minor variations on the one very distinctive voice”

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

happy pride month to this post specifically

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.