Um.

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

this website is so weird

I love this so much

Stoker doesn't tell us this, but there's no way Quincey didn't celebrate the Fourth in a Loud American fashion with Arthur and Jack tagging along

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

I don't know why this is the first read through where I viscerally felt that Jonathan knows he's being fed on. Like he knows knows that the fresh blood on the count's mouth is his own, that the leech is gorged from feasting on him. And yet he still went through the monster's pockets, still bashed him with the shovel, still wrote it all down methodically. I just can't.

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly