The Chosen One

i understand completely. we all know that cobra commander is the real main character, but hasbro never caught onto that, so we make do.

if you ever did want to get your claws into it, off the top of my head for eps that are either commander-heavy or i’ve noted for good commander moments, i suggest all three pilot miniseries (”the m.a.s.s. device”, “the revenge of cobra”, and “pyramid of darkness”), “the gamesmaster”, “cold slither”, and most importantly “lasers in the night” which has MY personal favourite commander scene.

or you can do the other thing i did and watch this video on repeat

2. To pet a cat: hold out your index finger. If the cat is frightened/aloof, hold it a few feet away. If the cat is interested/friendly, hold it like 6” away. The cat will sniff your finger if they want to hang out with you. Then, they may move forward a little and sort of pet themselves into your hand, or they may just hang out and be like “ok i’m ready for pets now”. If they move away, they do not want pets. That’s ok, they still might like to chill with you. Cats especially like to be petted on their cheeks and behind their ears.

2. Cats are very sharp. They have 3 main sharpnesses: a) claws, b) toofs, c) a metaphorical sharpness of the mind in re going places you don’t want them to go. Watch out for the first 2 by learning a cat’s body language, and for the 3rd by remembering to close doors. and when you go through said doors, you enter foot first - open door a crack, shove foot in, cat will somewhat indignantly jump back, then you can put the rest of your body in through the door and shut it quick.

3. A cat belly is very soft and also Forbidden unless you and the cat know each other quite well. Even then, it is a personal preference on the part of the cat.

4. you have heard that laughter is the best medicine. this is not true. purrs are the best medicine. Purrs can be increased in potency with the addition of kneading (“making biscuits”) but this is also a personal choice on the part of the cat.

5. If a cat Chooses you (sits in your lap or on some other part of your body), you are forbidden from moving the cat. They decide when to get up. You are at the mercy of the softest tiny rumbling god.

Also there are many helpful charts for learning cat body language, such as the above from doggiedrawings on etsy.

Me, another PC: Nope, I don’t have anything

The entire table: YOU’RE THE BARD

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

He has a Patreon!

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

Best of “Drawfriend Stuff #3128″ on Equestria Daily :)

Maul: i don’t wanna get hit 

Obi-Wan: what if someone hits on you 

And like, complete with those fake fights. “You’re a Jedi??? You lied to me!” and “You fight like Hondo Ohnaka!” “I’ve fought Hondo Ohnaka - that’s a compliment!” 

There’s a lot of bar fights. A LOT of bar fights. Maul doesn’t start all of them.and y’know it’s not like obi-wan is a stranger to bar fights to begin with

And the horse is replaced by a sassy eopie that Ben used to bring Luke to the Lars house. Chell is some poor Tatooine resident who knows the planet better than either of them and somehow ends up stuck with their shenanigans.

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kiss a zombie boy!!

kiss a cryptid boy!!