Daniel loses a firm hold on 2018. When he returns to the present, things aren't where he left them. Namely, Johnny.
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Daniel loses a firm hold on 2018. When he returns to the present, things aren't where he left them. Namely, Johnny.
That Time Thing You Do on AO3

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I like to pretend that Smallville and Gotham take place at the same time, in the same universe and Clark and Bruce are just having wildly different childhoods
Clark: Haha when I was a teenager my friends kept getting crazy superpowers from left over Kryptonite and we had to use our investigating power to help them! What did you and your friends do?
Bruce: Selina and I pushed a man who tried to kill Alfred out a window and killed him.
Clark: I had trouble deciding how I wanna go about my friendship with Lex and I ended up lying to him and I think that was one of the biggest things that Happened to me and I had keep telling myself âLife just be like that sometimesâ
Bruce:âŚ.I had this dude use a staple gun on my arm while putting clown paint on my face and I just had to telling myself âGotham just be like that sometimesâŚâ
@pnienorâ this post was made for us lmao. But also we canât compare Gotham and Smallville and not talk about Bruce at 14 and Clark at 14 tho
If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?
You can have 20 billion dollars but you have to drink this perfectly fine glass of water first, would you do it?
fanfic tropes question: omegaverse, high school/college AU, and (this might be more a tag than a trope but) hurt/no comfort
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Omegaverse:
F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
I'm gonna be so honest, if I filter anything out of an ao3 search, it's this. It's not even really a squick, my issue is not with the sexual part of it -- if anything, the aspects concerning going into heats could be the one thing to recommend the trope. I just find the worldbuilding foundations to be really dull, and not really anything I'm interested in seeing explored.
High School/College AU:
F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
This is a more passive "hate", though I feel more strongly about this than no powers aus and florist/tattooist. Same overarching issue -- these aren't the same characters, they haven't been through the stuff that makes them interesting -- with the added grief of having to hear about high school/university shit. I hated school. don't make me relive that with these strangers.
Hurt/No Comfort:
C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.
So this is the nuance button I'm slamming. Because H/NC confuses me a lil. When I first heard about this ao3 tag I was like, oh hell yeah. I'm not really into h/c for the comfort, I'm not here to read about hugs and healing sex, I'm here for the hurt part. it's about the exploration of danger and tragedy and ruin but in a safe context. it's about going into shark-infested waters in my cage (#MyCage). So yeah! give me that hurt/no comfort!
But in practice, I think what tends to get tagged this, is when comfort might be expected but is withheld. Where the hurt character turns to their loved one and gets an unimpressed shrug, a mocking laugh. And... nope, don't like THAT. feels bad! In sum, I like the idea of h/nc, but in practice I am wary about it.
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one of my clients was telling me today about some classmate drama where a girl had been shit-talking some other kids by saying they use chatgpt. love the implication that this is understood to be a ruinous insult (as it should be). idk if the kids are alright but at least they're not lying down for this

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For the trope ask game, how about some AUs: body swap AU, human/no powers AU, florist & tattoo shop AU? đđ
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Body Swap AU:
B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if Iâm in the right mood.
And I specifically like the fic version of this sort of plot more than when it's in canon media. in a TV show, usually the draw is watching the actors doing impressions of each other for 44 min -- recently watched Eureka's take on this trope and yessss the acting was so fun -- but in fic it tends to be more of an excuse to accidentally blunder into each other vulnerabilities. there can be a lot of potential for second-hand embarrassment, though.
(also, is this really an au, though? it's just a fic plot, no?)
Human/No Powers AU:
F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
Hate is a strong word, but this holds very little interest to me for all the same reasons that I don't tend to be super into AUs outside of canon divergence AUs. the characters are who they are because of the circumstances they've lived through, and generally that includes whatever powers they have. I want to read about THOSE characters, not some characters who superficially resemble my faves, but with a boringer run over them.
Florist & Tattoo Shop AU:
F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
I've never read a florist/tattooist AU but as above, I simply don't believe that what makes a character interesting is so separable from their lived experience that I could read about them having different jobs and be like "yes these are the blorbos I know and love".
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for the fanfic ask game: enemies to lovers??
hmm I'm gonna say
A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.
I don't actually comb ao3 for it, because enemies to lovers is kinda self-selecting if I'm looking for content for a specific ship. they're already enemies, they've gotta be lovers by the end for this to work. a LOT of my favourite ships are enemies-to-lovers though.
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Important question. What are your top 3 fruits
Itâs not a Discworld joke unless you read it, donât parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like âItâs a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlovaâ and you scream Terryâs name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is heâll hear it.
#i donât think this is what pterry meant by âa manâs not dead while his name is still spokenâ
I absolutely think it is
I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.
Iâm 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.
Terry was a comedic genius
#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf Leopard (via @morkaischosen)
god DAMMIT
When I was informed that âVetinariâ is a pun on âMediciâ. That pun was so painful I couldnât even see it.
...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*
get out here Terry I just wanna talk
Twurpâs Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.
In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burkeâs Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry took âtwerpâ, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u.Â
The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.
OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW
I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.
guys it's fucking close to water
Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "Ăźber/ hinĂźber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".
Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be Ăźber den Wald
Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Ăberwald
My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.
The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.
The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).
Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)
... fucking HELL Terry.
In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.
The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.
Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"
You ARE lost, my bus friend. That is a BC Transit bus and a bus stop in Vancouver, the one (1) city in the province whose transit system isn't part of BC Transit.

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My blog is unsafe for anyone thinking of watching the fucking Harry Potter show btw
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
Humans are not a virus
Humans are a keystone species, not inherently parasitic or evil or destructive, for most of our history we had a very unique & beautiful &beneficial role in the ecosystem of this planet, we acted an ecological knowledge reservoir, learning, preserving & accumulating knowledge, & using that deep knowledge of the land to form very beneficial & mutual relationships with the land, many experts think that the average hunter gatherer actually had more knowledge accumulated than the average person in modern civilization
We used this knowledge to form a deeply symbiotic/mutual beneficiary relationship with other life forms, for example spreading their seeds of the best flowers to attract/help bees to create the healthiest, tastiest honey we would later eat, this would also attract many other beneficial pollinators & make flower & pollinator populations more vibrant & healthy, we would clear out competitive plants in order for edible, medicinal & other helpful plants to grow faster, healthier & more often, we would hunt herbivores that killed all these plants, we would spread the seeds of anti-parasitic plants to prevent parasites from attacking the plants, we even mastered controlled fires which helped clear dead wood & barriers that restricted growth in forests, we acted as âalliesâ to much of the life in the world, our deep knowledge, memory & constant learning gave us a unique, mutually beneficial & highly beneficial role in all ecosystems, which is why we spread to every continent
When giant ground sloths went extinct humans stepped in to preserve the avocado among other things that relied on the giant to survive, a mutualistic relationship between avocados & humans replaced the one between ground sloths & avocados
For the vast majority of human history, we have been a beneficial part of the ecosystem, this modern consumer society, is just a long term result of the natural mechanisms that limited the bullies & egotistical among us from getting too powerful & influential in hunter gatherer societies just not being effective at challenging bullies in many agricultural communities, while some agricultural communities invented new mechanisms to be challenge bullies & power-seeking people, many did not & eventually this led to kingdoms & empires, which led to colonialism, which led to capitalism, which eventually led to the industrial revolution & modern extractivist & consumer societies & the hell these societies are inflicting upon the planet
itâs okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as youâll stay safe)
every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat
sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why youâre fighting so hard to stay alive
this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isnât always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions
If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they'll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.
This is called Dignity of Risk, and it's an important concept in disability justice.
Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.
Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of "protection" or "care" is yet another way that we are disabled by society.
Do you like the way your hair is currently?
yes
no
nuance
literally bald

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arts been slow lately. trying to get things out of the wip folder tho :)
some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)