madeline bailey

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

hooked noses, flat noses, big noses, and nose bumps are cute society just has bland taste and a preference for white features

Fasted way, I guarantee it.

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

The sarcasm in that reply

Richard Mooney comes swinging in with the comment that made me snort.

Holy fuck lmao

Oh no what could you possibly do to keep your child safe from measles? D:

me, speaking to a man i have just met and barely talked to who hasn’t done anything particularly offensive yet: you’re on thin ice, pal.

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us