stay the night

let my nuts swang

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

i am in fact a boy who is always plagued by the sleeplytired

college is so STUPID why can’t i go 5 times and major in 10 different things for $9.99 total and then do like, 3 MFAs on the house

but im a crepe…. im some weird dough….

ive never done cocaine but it doesn't look like it does anything. People act different after they snort it but they could have acted that way before. Because of free will

shout out to every kind of curry dish ..... indian curry....thai curry.......japanese curry ... the kind with coconut milk and the kind without.......from the light yellow curry to the bodacious red to the rich brown ....... to the ones more soup like and the ones more gravy like.... to the ones with potatoes and to the ones with chickpeas.........this post is for you

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?