This truck got no business being that thicc

I shrieked

I relate a lot to this catte….

@blackkatmagic

IM YELLING

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

So, how I️ feel when I️ pick up a normal knife?

So you mean to tell me I’ll get all the powers of a mild manner reporter of a daily metropolitan news paper? Oh boy, Pulitzer Prize here I come!

No guys, Clark Kent is Superman.

He’s What

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

I actually met one of the animators and he said this was fairly accurate to their actual writing process

mama pasta looks so kind

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

“fuck”

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.