possibly confused give me food

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

everyone's drinking "monster" and "ghost" so one must assume that both are real and there are factories for milking them. the evil of the soda industry knows no bounds

well I think it knows some bounds otherwise we'd all be thralls to a crisp can of dr. acula by now

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

when you cook a strawberry it be comes a stcookedberry 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️