Owl! Look to the moon!

Kaladin: I’m not worthy

Pattern: mmmmmm lies

Kaladin: its my fault tien died

Pattern: lies

Kaladin: I’m going to help Moash kill the king

Pattern: mmmm i dont think so

Shallan: i killed both my parents

Syl: damn girl youre messed up.

Shallan: my first boyfriend tried to kill my mentor

Syl: but you saved her righr?

Shallan: sorta

The sixteen original shards of Adonalsium

Whimsy, Mercy, Endowment:

Cultivation, Honor, Odium:

Virtuosity, Ambition, Reason:

Autonomy, Invention, Valor:

Preservation, Ruin:

Dominion, Devotion:

Oh right, he can use every magic system in the Cosmere, and he plays the flute, and he is an expert musician.

You know who was the first person he hit? Kelsier. Yeah, my guy is so good he punched Kelsier and dates Jasnah. He's soo cool he can do that yeah?

Becuase I know Wit was lying about that ending to rage bait kal

“And the dog thought ‘I didnt become a dragon’”

Everyone in the world must take a private vote by pressing either a red or blue button.

The rules are:

If more than 50 percent press the blue button, everyone survives

If more than 50 percent press the red button, only those who pushed the red one will survive. This means, you will survive for sure. If everyone presses red, everyone survives

Then, more than 2/3 of the way through the book, he finally has a conversation with another one of the main characters, who asks him about how the magic works. He proceeds to spend the next four pages giving a highly technical explanation of how all of the previously mentioned elements of the magic system function and fit together into a larger whole, explaining what is not known about the magic and detailing numerous edge cases and theoretical situations. His audience is understandably confused about where and when and *why* he got a PhD??