eh?

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

its kind of distressing how you can tell a lot of people see popular indie artists and writers and such as like "a Celebrity but one which i stand a half decent chance of bullying to death"

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

I couldn’t care less about sex, but I don’t fully trust myself with that kind of monetary setup either.

so basically you’re forced to fuck Jafar for your own good

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

goo

Not his name

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient