Keep that shit tight, son

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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