half a dog

The bloodymary brain worms got me bro

Chapters: ¼ Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, David Szymanski’s Iron Lung - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace, Ryland Grace & Rocky, The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace & Rocky Characters: Ryland Grace, The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Romance, Getting Together, Vampire The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Canon-Typical Gore (Iron Lung), Eventual Smut, Eventual bloodplay, because vampire, Yearning, so much yearning, idiots to lovers, alternating pov, Top The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Bottom Ryland Grace, BloodyMary BloodyMay 2026 (Iron Lung/Project Hail Mary), Daily Life on Erid (Project Hail Mary), Ryland Grace’s Biodome | Beach House on Erid, Touch-Starved Ryland Grace, Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Happy Ending, Ryland Grace’s Fox Sweater, The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung), Soft The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Makes The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) a Xenonite Prosthetic, Because it’s strong hehe wink, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Simon’s fucking stupid. He’s always been self-deprecating, but right now he really wants to brain himself on a concrete wall.

Why’d he put on the cardigan?

Why’d he put on the goddamn cardigan?

Because it smells too good, obviously.

Noxiously sweet, like his nose is pressed to Grace’s jugular vein. Temptation, deep and dark as sin, flits through his lungs.

Elongated canines strain against Simon’s gums. His tongue taps one and it’s sharp as a blade.

Shit.

He’s playing a dangerous game, testing his willpower like this.

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