wither wastewoven wifewave; wraith—waif

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife

The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her

The immediate cut to the most dead wife video ever took me out lmao

someone should invent bagel that doesnt have hole in the middle

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

[seeing a cis woman upset after a cis man called her a hysterical bitch] omg why are cis people always infighting?? gender norms oppress all of them, they should be fighting together :3 cis women need to stop making such a fuss and be kind to their brothers

"Why are they fighting when they could be kissing instead!"

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive