Queer Meme

“i asked chat gpt” yeah well i asked rachel dare and she started spewing green mist and she gave me some weird ass prophecy we have to hope won’t come true for another 50 years

Actually I love that Tolkien decided to include Tom Bombadil. What an amazingly unhinged decision. Literally 5 minutes out of the Shire Merry & Pippin almost get eaten by a sentient evil willow tree but there's just Some Guy who's In Charge of the trees and tells it to let them out. He's older than elves and the river is his wife. Also he's immune to the ring, the thing that the preceding 120 pages and following 800 pages are entirely about and he literally never shows up again. Everyone's like "oh he's God" and Tolkien was like NO he's not God he's literally just a Guy and I don't know what he's doing there either he just wants to be. Incredible. No notes.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

who up dinking they oiter

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

You motherfucker (polite)

I use ma'am in the same way.

Did you get the love I sent you telepathically?

This one is really bringing all email-senders together

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.