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@badoodleoo
shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.
Yāall are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight
Since itās almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.
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Take my gay cats, Tumblr!
This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
This post isā¦ EDIBLE!!
How I be moving lately
Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?
Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.
Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3
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This is so real
HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS
yes ive been waiting for my moment
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weevils
my favorite bit of 17776 is this one bit with the lawn but nobody ever quotes it like the rest
My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.
If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.
Hello :3
How have you been?
Hai <3
Sorry it took me awhile, school just started back up again.
I've been good actually! I have like 3 assessments due this term but aside from that it's great!
AND I feel like I'm really getting the hang of te reo MÄori recently so thats very good!
How are you? <3
I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.
So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.
She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.
Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. Heās been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right itās all over for you bitches (āyou bitchesā being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).
The Queen says sheāll negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring country that has also suffered from the worm blight and her husband stares at her for a long moment.
āNo,ā he finally says. āWeāre going to give them the beetles for free.ā
The Queen pauses.
āAll right,ā she says.
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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends
any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.
friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.
someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.
buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.
pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.
people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.
legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.
Right after I reblogged this I found out a friendsā mom was hospitalized ā this is such a good reminder
If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes ā when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift
I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who arenāt perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries arenāt childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
yaay i was tagged by @leprousknight to...
Create using this Picrew and enter your name into this generator for a quote.
they warned me about those stairs bro...
tagging @rabbitmotifs @morgue-ruins @garydose @theghoulofme @aloe-vera-ghost (sorry i cant remember who else has tagged me in things before... but everyone who wants to should do it anyway... at least i actually tagged people this time)
Yay yay yay! Ty for the tag! The quote generator is being mean to me :((
tagging @aries-of-spades and @peregrine5!
Tag! Thank you!
Thst actually sounds like something I would say lmao
@theunderscorwolph @justpent @its-that-gay-fox
i...i relate to that quote SO HARD
@multishipper33 (teehee i finally get to tag you in something) @peeper-pepper-palooza @saunteredvaugelydownwards @i-like-eating-bones
congratulations you tagged me first!!!! no I do not have purple hair irl I made the picrew out to be like. sona-ish. both under cut as quote is suggestive (I turned on sfw + nsfw because Fuck It)
tags: @peskybirdonyx @aries0nmars @strawbxrrypies @saunteredvaugelydownwards @deltenner + open
Delta:Ā Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete freaking idiot.
^horrendously accurate
tags under cut because Iām doing a whole entire portals scene this is a great idea
open tags as always and /nf! Enjoy <3
Tania: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
@butterfly-teacup
@i-do-anything-but-write
@loftwingofcrimson
@the-ellia-west
LMFAO
(Also, that skin color is accurate. I'm pale as a ghost, and I don't tan)
@loftwingofcrimson @sunflowerrosy
I donāt think Iād survive getting a PhD BUT you might catch me putting stickers on my masters degree once I get it (after i survive undergrad first lol)
@northernhealer @rockellex @thewritingautisticat @loftwingofcrimson @butterfly-teacup @i-do-anything-but-write + open tags
Rachel: Hello, I'm Rachel. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
This feels like a very me quote lol š
@will-of-the-wisps @northernhealer @thatssewjesus @sparklingcurepeace @wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever @4thouglory @scaremoonturkey @caityrayeraye @loupsgarou @imjustanobody2024 + open tags!
Lol š¤£ Thanks for the tag @rockellex āØ
Kay: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
Text copied and pasted ^
And to answer that question yes to all of the above! š„ŗ That's so me.
Choose a black tutle neck cause it's cold here and I have one just like that, and new hair clips like dat. I love those fruity earrings so cute.
@imjustanobody2024 @ladyrubaleene @z1nni4 @crimsiondarling @coolpokerfox @aurynne @sparklingcurepeace @girlbro87 @rei-reiiii @pinkmourningdoll @pinestripe37 + open tags!
Well, it depends entirely on the situation. Thank you most kindly for the tag.~ š„š¹
@rosesandtheatre4 @kaylitheidiotic @lunetheweird @elliotsaqueenfan @darkcrimsonrose17 @deadly-n-romantic @leriklover69 @aphroditee222 @unhinged-elegance @sunny-funny-honey-pants @waverly-kils @jfklamb @wndshld @theonlybezo @elaete @rei-reiiii @ironspider-loki @theshadowofthephantom @spiderfromchernobyl @beadigitaldiary @mo0onflowers @zombinafonfrankenstein @thedualityofthedoll @pinkangelwingsblog @dollfoam @sweetestgirlintown07 @epiclittlel6dy @dollwrite @slug-ball open tags š¶š¦¢š¹
Tagging @vampiiriic @vamp-orwave @chaoticneutralowl @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @nervouslypalespirit @moonlitgravess @strugglingbutihavecats + open tags
November: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I donāt answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Woo name reveal. Anyways I only have a few mutuals and one of them tagged me in this so I'm just making stuff up atp. @januscorner @thelizardburt @kagekurai118 @moonstone-on-tblr @jellyfish-are-stars
Oooo okay!
This is so fun I love this picsart template!
@wowimkindastupid @not0an0expert @badoodleoo @theartsyenby @itsgirlcraft
Niko: I would say I outdid myself, but Iām always this good, so I simply did myself.
The confidence I only have in jest. <3
@whatdaflippityfloppity @1mevasive @anincarnationofchaos and open tags
I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both Iāve ever put together!
Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.
I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.
Non ĆØ la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe perĆ² giĆ impegnata a bonificare i
They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government
An English version of this.
Additionally, the production is being accused of filming on colonized land without the consent of the Indigenous Sahrawis.
Despite Moroccoās hopes that its film industry would reap rewards, the blockbusterās success will be tainted by controversy surrounding film
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do you fuck with my unwritten story
do you fuck with the weird guy i made
would yāall ever date someone with the same name as you?
Iām sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groomās name was Loren and the brideās name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all āintroducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wifeā and the entire assembled lost it
also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called themĀ āDom and Dommerā which is honestly the funniest shit ever
My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but Iām pretty sure thatās one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.
People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like āboy or girl?ā And theyād panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.
Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??
Had to submit it to the tags for peer review
