If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Just started A Memory Called Empire and unfortunately I have to disagree with these ladies: I think Thirty-Six All-Terrain Tundra Vehicle is a banger of a name for a person to have

I love alectopause my roommate and I decided that tlt's happiest ending would be no necromancy griddlehark on a farm somewhere but ianthe is also there. she hates her stupid no-powers no-monarchy no-bitches life soooo much. she and coronabeth used to be the suicide twins even though the concept of death was boring to them but now corona is off galavanting with judith deuteros and ianthe is stuck in the griddlehark happy place. so she just keeps faking her death for attention and hoping someone will care enough to put together a funeral. harrowww will you sleep with me if I'm dead

Statement of Harrowhark Nonagesimus, regarding the creche flu the year before she was born.

this post did things to my brain

while i don't think it would solve any of the eldritch horror bs going on in the city i do think that things would marginally improve if the three disgraced cops from azathoth blues all fucked each other

have I ever told you guys my silliest Midst/Unend headcanon? it’s that I like to think that post-Trust collapse, media darling Jonas Spahr decided to pursue a career in acting under the stage name Normandale Van Exeter, aka the guy who plays the sheriff in Unsmoke in Unend. I have nothing to support this other than the fact that Jonas knows how to perform for the teletheric and that it’s funny to imagine :)