I think Hollanov’s kid should get really into cosplay specifically for like. Whatever the next influential webcomic a la Homestuck of their preteen and teenage years is. I think they should either be neutral to vaguely positive about hockey but be so fucking into cosplay. They’re roping their dads into helping them make costumes and film reels and TikToks. Shane drives them and their friends to a nearby con. Ilya is their chaperone at the con itself along with another parent. Neither of them have any clue what’s going on (not their faults, they really tried to get into the webcomic but it- again- is like Homestuck and is a product of growing up with the internet of that time. Also they have 5,000 collective concussions they don’t do well with screens and flashing gifs), but they’re gonna show up for their baby and cheer them on when they win the con’s dance competition with their friends
