Badger Pit

[id: a screencap of alex and matt as occtis and julien. julien is throwing his arm in front of a concerned occtis protectively. subtitles show alexander saying "the mom arm" and everyone laughing.]

Obrimus -> Obri-Most -> Obri-Mess

Damn, Julien mom-armed Occtis

My dad was a public defender when I was a child and he would have to drive all over the district to visit various defendants in various jails which I thought was very interesting and I liked to hear about his experiences in various jails and how different they all were. He drove me to school every day and sometimes I’d skip in and tell my classmates “My dad is going to the jail in [TOWN/CITY] today!” mind you, I went to public school in a not very nice little town so my teacher’s first thought wasn’t lawyer, she had other students with incarcerated parents. This was also occurring in the south where everyone is nosy as fuck so she eventually called my mother, presumably to scope out why her husband was a jail bird and if the chargers were relevant to me and my education in any way. My mom had to explain that my dad wasn’t an inmate who kept getting transferred and that going to jail is his job.

I can usually keep reasonably decent track of the CritRole campaign plot through tumblr posts but the latest campaign apparently doubled the size of the cast and now I have no idea. They're doing political intrigue they're killing gods they're putting on a play??? There's a tinker bell fairy and some guy named thsdflkjs is dead but thslkdfl isn't the tinker bell even though I keep thinking they are. There's an angel chained up in the basement. Everything is Optimus Prime Tachyon's fault somehow.