I wasn't meant to live in this nightmare of a world I was meant to be an Amy Brown fairy

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her



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I wasn't meant to live in this nightmare of a world I was meant to be an Amy Brown fairy

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BITCH = Believe It Truly Can Happen.
Full disclosure and credit goes to the crazy dude “John Christ” who lives in my neighborhood and yelled this at me once forever changing my reality. he’s cool we smoke cigs together. I told his his words reached thousands and he said 44,000 is the best number and I said I would try my best to balance the scales.
The "B" is *not* for "buses"
Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)
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artfight comedy decor for my acc :P
if anyone else wants to use it or thinks i should make tragedy & mystery ones, too, lmk!
You, a fool: George R.R. Martin writes nothing but sadness and created A Song of Ice and Fire just to break people’s hearts and destroy their souls with crushing scenes of character death and horrible things happening to those who survived.
Me, an intellectual: George R.R. Martin named three successive generations of House Tully after Muppets.
I’m sorry WHAT
I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.
I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.
ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.
British badger: jovial fellow, eats toast and jam. Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs. Agricultural nuisance.
American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine. Very defensive. Fuck immediately off.
Bonus African badger: Silverback gorilla of mustelids. Should be a cryptid. Bro, don’t even. You are nothing to him.
an extremely good post addition
Opposum (US)
gets a bad rap
eats A LOT of ticks
“plays dead”
cute
VS
Possum (AUS)
cute but Australian
@rosewind2007 Ah! Our discussion topic!
Bonus mention of @boppinrobin !
Porcupine (North America)
Looks soft, isn’t
Quills are thin and flexible like hairs
Can climb trees
Perpetual bedhead
Smelly
Porcupine (Africa)
Does not look even remotely soft
Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half
Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat
Cannot climb trees
Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad
Porcupine (South/Central America)
Prehensile tail like a monkey
Short, thick quills
Snout looks like a marshmallow
Can hang from tree branches by its tail
Makes the cutest sounds in the world
Awwwww what an adorable addition!
@mildlybizarrecorvid thus seen like the knowledge you may enjoy
I honestly didn’t know there were non-African porcupines, I’d only seen the African ones
Some Native American tribes in North America (don’t know about South America) use porcupine quills as beads to sew on or make jewelry with. I have a pair of porcupine quill earrings my grandmother bought somewhere.
Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.
old alt rock fans in the notes are like:
1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics
2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!
WATERMELOOOON
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Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.
via followthebluebell:
Quick, when someone is talking about "Blue" is it the doctor from the Among Us Show or the flower from Ch5 Deltarune
What about HER
loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no
"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,
#550 - Do You Know This Video Game Song?
I know both the song and the game.
I know the song but can't name the game.
I might know this.
I've never heard this.
remember, you can drink from a cup or mug in these hard times ☆ use soap ☆ the straw brush is handy for straws ☆ if sponge or brush ain't cutting it, a paper towel cleans edges well ☆ rinse

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Enemies to Lovers has never failed us. Pressing them to a wall with a dagger to their throat? Standing Ovation. Masquerade balls where they can’t keep their eyes off each other? Round of applause. “I had no where else to go” *faints.* Screaming “because I love you” when they were almost killed *dies.*
Guillotine vs a spray paint can.
this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that