you deserve everything

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

"thanks claude, that really helped with the plumbing issue! i can't wait to worship your descendants for eternity in the glorious transhuman future"

It's Not Gonna Fuck You

cats are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

As annoying as it can sometimes be to get crossposted somewhere I do genuinely believe that the social norm of "shit you put online can be copied and spread around" is basically good. You can see tumblr posts on fediverse and tiktoks on tumblr and reddit posts on facebook and youtube comments on twitter and if you somehow expanded the cultural weight of the idea of intellectual property to the level where screenshotting a tweet and doing voiceover on rednote wasn't acceptable then everything would be much worse.

Today's Haus of Declin strip is so good

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

Vriska=Vriska

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.