none of your fivebar gate jumps & over sorta stuff

donald duck homophobic moments

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

It's wednesday

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

hold on i have to do everything