Woof

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

I am pleased to know they broke up tonight

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

Hot older woman was browsing the cd’s and dvd’s in the thrift store and her loser partner was like “you can just get all of this online for free” and she was like “you just don’t understand, Bert” yeah BERT, you just don’t fucking get it

I'm whatever the opposite of locked in it. Locked out. Can't find my fucking keys. Calling the locksmith and my landlord. Absolutely not getting in any time soon.

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

choose your character

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste