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Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

All lighthouse keepers born after 1840 know is homoeroticism, descend into madness and charge they lamp

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

Have you tried pacing back and forth

got High last night and scrolled eBay for hours with my mouth open like an Autistic micro plastic baby before buying a CD for $5.08

Ass fat because I been eating people. I’ve been cutting up and eating people

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

last man standing