Blogging on my current hyper-fixations and bringing everyone else along for the ride! Latest obsession Stargate SG-1, 80s MacGyver, and everything RDA ☺️☺️☺️😈😈😈❤️❤️❤️
Me explaining Colonel Jack O'Neill to people: So, he's like this ex-black ops Air Force colonel who shoots guns and throws knives. He was captured in Iraq, his parachute didn't deploy and he crawled out from behind enemy lines with broken bones. He mourns the loss of his dead son, saw his best friend die, was captured and tortured, saves the world and would die for his team.
Other person: Oh, so he is like this big, Jack Reacher-Ghost Recon style, silent, brooding, bad ass with arms like tree trunks, and a thousand-yard stare.
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This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
Best Tok'ra and host relationship has to be Anise and Freya.
Girl likes our Colonel, and her snake could take control at any time and put a stop to it, but instead is like, 'Ugh, I think he' s an idiot, but you do you, girl, and I guess I am coming along for the ride.'
Did they have an agreement that after Freya had Jack, Anise was allowed to have a go with Daniel?
I know right! I assumed that the fic was out there somewhere and was shocked that on one had written this. She's hot, Jack's hot, Daniel's hot. An open goal!
I feel like I am the only person who watched that episode and was like, yep, you should take her up on that offer!
there's an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don't really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead. and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the "women are horny and we're upset about that" cultural property du jour is ever since. women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.
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I love how he deals with the awkwardness of the situation by... whatever the fuck he is doing here. Throwing beer around, burning steaks... No wonder two women are in love with him.
Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.
#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut
Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.
Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.
Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”
Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.
Best Tok'ra and host relationship has to be Anise and Freya.
Girl likes our Colonel, and her snake could take control at any time and put a stop to it, but instead is like, 'Ugh, I think he' s an idiot, but you do you, girl, and I guess I am coming along for the ride.'
Did they have an agreement that after Freya had Jack, Anise was allowed to have a go with Daniel?
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I think my girl Samantha Carter deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor.
Major/Lieutenant Colonel Sam being the brains WITH brawn (and a crack shot to boot) of SG-1, saving our Galaxy a dozen times over while getting the respect she deserves from her peers. Doesn't let something like a little crush on her Commanding Officer slow her down. Literally her ONLY drawback is the occasional bout of poor writing.
Goes through hell over and over without hesitation and always manages to pull her team out of the fire, kicking many asses along the way.
Just imagine Jack taking a shower when the Asgards call him to tell him something very important. First surprised, he then asks for clothes before he realizes that Asgards haven't any (so they can't help him).
He then listens to them fully naked. When he understands that the Asgards have nothing more to tell him, he says:
"Can you please send me back..."
*teleported in Hammond's office*
"... home?"
Hammond, on the phone with the Pentagon, looks at him, eyes wide open, silent.
"Sir," Jack says, saluting him.
Hammond hangs up and asks for an explanation. Jack gives him and asks for clothes.
"Fine, colonel. I'll bring you that. Stay here."
"Didn't plan to move, sir."
Hammond, smiling, leaves his office and goes to the changing rooms. Jack is waiting for him when Sam shows up.
"Sir, you asked for... ?!?"
She discovers Jack naked, they both look at each other for way too long and she closes the door, shocked. Then, Hammond reappears.
"Major, I hope you haven't open that door."
"..."
"Seeing your face, I guess you had."
"What...?" she says pointing at the door.
"The Asgards called him when he was showering."
"Ah."
She smiles, trying not to laugh.
"I'll give this to him and will get back to you later."
"Aye, sir."
Hammond goes back into his office.
"You could have told me that she was going to come, sir!"
"To be honest, your... arrival made me forget that I called her. At least, it reassures me on one point."
"... What?"
At the same time, Sam walks to the infirmary where Janet is.
"Are you okay, major?"
"General Hammond asked me to come into his office."
"Something's wrong?"
"And I found myself facing Colonel O'Neill. Naked."
"... Let me guess. The Asgards call him when he was showering."
"Yes."
"I always thought something like this would happen one day."
Later, the team is doing a briefing with Jack, dressed up, and Hammond. Daniel and Teal'c are oblivious of what happened earlier and don't understand why both Hammond and Sam are smiling like idiots.
"Please, stop smiling, major. There's nothing funny in what I'm going to tell you," grumbles Jack.
"Excuse me, Jack" interrupts Daniel "But, weren't you supposed to be on a day off?"
"I was, yes."
"What are you doing here then? And why are you wearing your desert outfit?"
"That was the only uniform available in his locker," answers Hammond, still smiling.
"..." Daniel and Teal'c do.
"All the others are at the laundry," explains Jack, grumpy. "Can we, please, be serious for one second?"
Last night we strapped ourselves in for the second and final movie - MacGyver: Trail to Doomsday.
My first question was if RDA was under contract to keep that hair, coz it is 1994 and he had not cut it off! If anyone ever meets him, ask for me. But then again, if you're a guy who still has hair that thick is his mid-40s, I guess you hang onto it!
Lots of British actors, including a very young Cersei Lannister, who for some reason has decided her character should have a Lancashire accent, while the actor playing her Dad is an upper-class Southener.
Speaking of women, it's is definitely a sex crime to remove someone's clothes and take them to bed while they are unconscious. Where on the doll did the creepy lady touch you, MacGyver?
Shinnangans on the Tube and tear gassed in the sewers. Running away from London bobbies carrying machine guns (OK??), fucking about with the buttons and switches on a nuclear facility (you trying to start a second Chenobyl!?😱), and Mac punches a women in the face (she had it coming for aforementioned sex crime and then trying to shoot him and blow him up, but it still surprised me)
An aside, Mac is very grumpy in this movie. Giving 'I am getting too old for this shit' vibes. Feels like he needs a vacation.
All in all, not amazing, but better than Search For Atlantis, which isn't saying much, and still more engaging than the last Marvel movie I sat through, so there is that 😃
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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