crabby

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i have a suggestion

I love this website so much

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them