meet me @ the dark forest

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

gay people heading to brunch

do you ever just want a pair of wings to sprout from your back so badly? like it would just feel so right at this moment, why isn’t it happening?

I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you've achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you're just a fucking bastard about it

i……..

had……

the slime of my life

and I’ve never felt this way before

and I swear

It’s the truth

i got a round face w/ chubby cheeks bc i have loved stored in them 

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

bad vibes banished

any other ladies out there been obsessed with imagery of ghosts since early childhood… women be relating to the disembodied

youre vibe is rancid. i have to ask you to leave