FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE, DUDE!

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

fuck its Already like 100 am

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

the number one rule of burger photography is the closer you are to the burger, the worse it looks. Extrapolating, the most appetizing burger is the one you cannot see - the implied burger, the burger of your mind