🔥100% MULLET🔥

well what if i don't want to stress syllables, this world is stressful enough as it is for a small and innocent syllable

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you

hey guys remember when you were in school and you saw how adults treated you and your peers and you thought "man. when i grow up i'd never do this. i will never be the annoying old asshole talking about how different it was when i was a kid, when i clearly grew up in a different time. i will never blame the kids for things they can't control." do you remember that? haha me too. anyways can you guys stop making fun of "ipad babies" and start seeing children as people