Contents Of Ioana’s Brain

Trump: "We had a covid period ... we did a great job with it. Got no credit. We should've been given big credit."

Trump: "When I go to Dover [to receive the bodies of dead soldiers] I read charts on all of the young people, and some are unbelievable. Some, they've got a couple of little bad things put in. This is a son who is like a flawless, perfect person. His sheet read so beautifully."

Trump shouts out the parents of one of the newly fallen troops who are in the crowd, then abruptly pivots: "Together we are making our country safer and stronger and far more successful than it has ever been before. That's why I call it the Golden Age."

Trump says communists are trying to blow up Mount Rushmore

Trump must’ve bought stock in Dell: "Go out and buy a Dell computer"

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]

btw the phrase "submissive and breedable" was only coined in 2021 and you just know it hit the Hollander-Rozanov household like a 20 megaton nuke

I think Shane would extra hate this one because he DOES kind of blush and get a boner when Ilya calls him this despite him clearly starting it as a bit of a joke.

"ilya i'm not breedable!" "ah, nothing to say about the first part?"

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit