shut up, bibs

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.