Occupation: complaining

the fandom loves to characterize lestat as the one who says i love you on the first date but i’ve seen armand do that 3 out of 3 times

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

pregnant amadeo reblog if you agree

I always feel like Armand of course could not and would not get pregnant but he would periodically want attention so he'd cut open his torso and stick a bowling ball in there and pretend to be pregnant and eveyone would understand Ah Armand wants attention . so they'd politely play along. when's your baby due etc. That's amazing who is the father wow. you must be so excited. You're glowing armand

when everyone's kind of run out of stuff to say, he viciously rips the bowling ball out and throws it away and then goes and cries about his abortion which also means it would be rude and wicked to not make him the Center Of Attention for a while. but save that bowling ball because there might be a miracle and people have to compliment his smooth round baby. depends on what else he's got goin on