Occupation: complaining

The vampire lestat finale: Louis and Lestat kiss on national TV after preventing the Great Conversion, legalizing vampire marriage once and for all. In a daze, Daniel calls armand and says "I'm coming to the coffin"

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

Armand giving away "I love you"s very easily in his lifetime and then not being able to word it that way for Daniel or even look into his eyes saying it was love... I am SICK

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

look at us. blogging

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it