Occupation: complaining

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

sitting in my freshly dug hole and enjoying my rock bottom before i sigh and say "chat, i think we gotta start climbing"

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause