Occupation: complaining

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

this trend on tumblr where everyone is larping as a literary theorist in this affected dark academia type tone mixed in with like stan twitter mannerisms but it’s also about like supernatural or whatever. whenever i see it i either think it’s the smartest coolest thing ever or super lame there’s never any in between 

y’all will be like “the way misha collins confirmed that castiel shaves his dick and balls…. its about the PATTERNS the habitual performance of femininity and masculinity interwined. did not patrocles in a way shave his dick and balls when he donned achilles armor at the gates of troy?? don’t we all in a way?? #castiel my beloved…” and then i mentally spin a little wheel that decides whether i think you’re a genius and i tell you your post made me insane 

suicidality is the best trait you can give to a character

second best is an unbreakable will to live in spite of it all. and bonus points if both apply to the same character at different points in time

my louis would be devastated after that. he'd be on suicide watch again. what the fuck was this lukewarm c'est la vie bullshit. right after his daughter basically denounced him forever we're back on the bench psychoanalysing lestat because god forbid we let the weight of anything settle. the writer's questionable choices. at least have the courage to let it linger? at least you take it seriously first, if you're gonna ask the same from me?

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

Barely any DM this episode? Wrong. Not for those with eyes to see. Personally, I love a couple that supports each other’s interests. Armand did his best and played his little role in Daniel’s clickbait Lioncest reveal video as a part of Daniel’s favorite hobby: causing divorces. Armand probably adored seeing Daniel so giddy at the chance to both get his revenge on Lestat for e3 and possibilities that could play out in terms of who would split in the aftermath. Louis and Lestat?Lestat and Gabriella? Maybe it goes down so badly none of them talk to each other again and Daniel sets a new personal record—3 for the price of 2. And after that, Daniel took Armand on a date with so many of his favorite activities planned: committing an atrocity so seemingly irredeemable that half the audience will continue to condemn it even after it’s contextualized in future episodes, unexpected cliff-hanger murder, dismemberment 🥰 Its the healthiest relationship of either of their lives.