Occupation: complaining

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

every person i’ve ever been with has had brown eyes and every time i say their eyes are pretty they say “huh, really? i’ve never heard that before. i think they’re kinda boring” are you FUCKING kidding me i could stare into your eyes forever and not be bored for a second

of all the posts i’ve ever had breach containment this is the one that made me genuinely excited I hope this gets notes fr i hope it lands on the dash of my brown eyed boyfriend and reminds him how beautiful he is

look at this put sam levinson eric kripke rolin jones and christopher nolan why not. in a room together. the first one who manages to write a female character with at least a little bit of care and consideration gets.. a hesitant pat on the back maybe i don’t know

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

Armand has the most eerie and unsettling cliffhangers and yet and yet. I'm kinda unironically on his side. yes king dispatch that loose end. yes king let's stop the great conversion and protect the environment. make amends, be a dad, a lover, a coworker. serve face. you're right. you kinda are.

i don't wanna hear anybody complain about how Armand outed Gabriella and Lestat. If anything he's been classy keeping his mouth shut until now. Lestat called him a rag doll for sale in a rock song, he can do ANYTHING he wants as far as I'm concerned.

don't forget all the evidence of past devil's minion now. notice how the earliest date armand brought up for the stalking was 1990? if you didn't want to even confess your love to a man you think hates you until you had made "profound amends", only to do so accidentally because you have such a difficult time keeping your composure around him, would you proceed to tell him something you're certain will make him hate you even more? there's no way armand's expecting daniel to take "we were together and in love for 12 years and then i erased it all from your memory" well, especially after he was so upset about armand erasing just six days. it's much safer to distance himself, to make daniel think he was only watching him from afar. then, after all that, he immediately tries to make himself useful to daniel as both his maker and a source of information. he doesn't trust daniel to want him around, and he already feels like the situation is spiraling out of control. he's just trying to keep one hand on the reigns—the same way he always does

i am sucking on the fingers of the hand that feeds me

i better see daniel sucking on armands neck like a babe suckling a tit next episode or im walking out

wanting to be loved and being evil are not mutually exclusive. the vampire armand i see you and i know you are trying. keep being you babe <3

I love the imaginary version of iwtv some people seem to be watching where Lestat is a feminist social justice advocate, Louis is a socialist who shares his wealth and Daniel is a woke unproblematic leftist journalist.