Occupation: complaining

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.