never been a natural

They say the Coachella 2022 variant will give you lavender eyes and stop menstruation

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

*sees female character who could kick my ass* that’s my girlfriend

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

OP just block the suez canal :)

"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster