𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝕴 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖊

Nighttime isn't long enough I want to be able to stay up and still get a proper amount of sleep

IT’S BACK

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

its a trap.

Elvira likes this

“Hematology and blood transfusion - M.D. Monika Dracula”

i hate having a crush because why would someone ever like me back

Can I teleport to your room so we can make out already or is that too clingy?

tell fat people they’re hot! tell fat people they look good! tell fat people they’re sexy! stop desexualizing fat people by solely calling them cute/cuddly/soft/a teddy bear etc.

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

you've liked a lot of my potentially mature content

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

me thinking that my mutuals' likes and reblogs are about me like those guys thinking that the stripper is in love with them