it was magic

Good tv show will stay with you for a couple of days, a bad tv show will carry you through crises, death, breaking up, getting fired, divorce, depression and stay with you until the day you die

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

why do boobs have to be covered what secrets do they hold

Victoria’s if I remember properly

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭

it's too late captain, she's already asleep. this is a category-5 cozy in bed event. there's nothing we can do