companions in adventure! there is something to stir the soul!

booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass

#THIS WAS A FUCKING ROOOOOMAAAAAAANCE moment #one of those moments when i knew jacob tierney Got the genre #bc this look of conflict and desire and the fact that shane CANNOT SEE IT #it's that and the big spiel in russian where it's like... this is why dual POV in a romance is so important and 9/10 times the better choic #(w exceptions!) #if you're a perceptive audience member (and not everyone is lol) you can tell that shane is not getting the full picture #you know that ilya's feelings are real and intense #but shane not knowing and YOU knowing makes the tension even better (tags via @mermaidsirennikita)

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

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I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[GD: someone slam dunk-ing a basketball.]

jordan . It’s Michael jordan

i do think it’s beautiful that ilya refers to him and shane as lovers so soon after their first mutual i love yous. hello shane’s parents, i see shane is struggling to define what we are. i feel you should know we are in love. hmm there must be a word for this. something chaste and sweet that expresses the depth of my feelings for your son. and he accidentally tells them that they’re fucking

I love that Shane is surprised about Ilya’s jealousy about Rose. He only knows about Ilya macking on that girl in the club. He didn’t see his man go full bisexual terminator before that. He didn’t hear the Kill Bill siren going off in his head. He didn’t see Ilya staring at himself in the mirror wishing he could cease to exist.