a dried-up baba yaga woman

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

tigers actually have really strong venom but their mandibles are too small to break the skin of a human so dont worry

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject