That's Gay

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Okay so it turns out I was at the wrong stop

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach