Jason Robert Brown Enthusiast

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

Isn’t that called brainwashing

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art

I have a very tired heart

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

cannot. stop. laughing.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU.

Reblogging again because this is the ONLY “fashion through time” video that does it right. All the others glamorize/modernize the eras WAY too much, esp. considering they’re claiming historical accuracy. This is the only one that truly nails it.

DO watch this lovely person on the youtube.

are we not going to talk about the poem below that