girl failure empire

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

watching the x-files for the first time and i didn't really expect scully to be the top contender for the 1990s whump awards. it's been incredibly stressful

so this practically forced me to tell my therapist things i don't tell anyone because it started happening more frequently in the show to the degree i couldnt catch my breath, so to speak. like i'm in tears dude. scully #goat status changing the course of my life

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

it was crazy getting into weed the first time as an adult and learning that all that cliche annoying stuff people like to do when theyre high like watch song visualizers and shit really does feel awesome

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away